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phillestersliongirl:

lukecastellaning:

I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

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me: does 5 situps

sodamnrelatable:

me: where are my abs?

more relatable?

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